Meet Rhymer Rigby

Long story short: With one of the best names extant in contemporary journalism (he's a freelance journalist whose work appears regularly in the  Financial Times, which is where I happened on him), his work lives up to his byline.

Browse a few of his greatest hits here.

Email him (rhymer@rhymer.net) and tell him joe sent you — anything for a laugh.

Perusing his CV, I happened on this:

at the very bottom.

Very funny.

Go ahead, make his day.