Personal Mister

Not that kind.*

From the website:

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MistyMate Personal Mister

Don't let the heat get you down.

Cool the air around you as much as 30°.

Now you can stay cool and refreshed on the hottest day, whether playing sports or lounging by the pool.

No batteries, no motorized parts — just a few quick pumps, and this 16-ounce bottle is ready to deliver a continuous stream of ultra-fine mist.

You can take this personal mister everywhere — durable polycarbonate bottle is shatter-resistant.

A built-in pressure gauge makes it easy to see when to pump to "recharge."

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LeeLee Sobieski, call your office.

$34.95.

*Very bizarre but nonetheless entertaining film.