Evidence Chef's Knife — Official Kitchen Tool of CSI

Not.

"8-inch stainless steel chef's knife with a fired-on, food-safe design."

Perfect for your veggie friends who try not to think about the fact that the only reason they're here today, munching on carrots and celery, is that far, far back in time their ancestors were fiercer and more successful killers than their contemporaries who — dare I say it? — didn't make the cut.

Think about it.

$15.

[via LikeCool]