Sean Fallon's 'Infinite Toys'

"This electronic beer can opener keychain definitely falls into the "infinite toys" category. That is to say, it allows you to simulate a mundane but strangely satisfying experience on demand."

I'd never heard this phrase until I read his Gizmodo post yesterday.

Turns out he originally coined it in an October 24, 2008 post there.

Genius.

Besides which, check out his CredRank — can't get much higher than 99.04/100.