Ants Watch

"Perfect for those times when you want to know the time, but don't want to risk anyone else figuring it out."

Amazing — that exact scenario plays out in my life on average a couple times a day.

But I digress.

"Its unique ant-covered LED display is easy to read with a little practice but absolutely indecipherable if you haven't seen the guide."

$213.

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Fair warning.

[via MY7475]