'Jessica Biel named most dangerous celebrity in cyberspace'

You could look it up.

Long story short: "Fans searching for the actress have a one-in-five chance of ending up at a Web site designed to damage one's computer."

FunFact from her Wikipedia entry: Around 1995, "Biel ... played a lead role in a low-budget musical short titled 'It's a Digital World,' but the film was never released."

Talk about the shape of things to come ....

But I digress.

Rounding out the top 15 in the report issued yesterday by security technology company McAfee Inc. were, in order:

2. Beyoncé

3. Jennifer Aniston

4. Tom Brady

5. Jessica Simpson

6. Gisele Bundchen

7. Miley Cyrus

8. Megan Fox

9. Ashley Tisdale

10. Brad Pitt

11. Reese Witherspoon

12. Britney Spears

13. Rihanna

14. Lindsay Lohan

15. Kim Kardashian

Huge relief here at boj World Headquarters™ to learn we've succeeded in staying under the radar for yet another year.