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Blast from the past: Giant Inflatable Alien

My favorite 2008 post follows.

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From a website:

Giant Inflatable Alien

Do you need to skip out of work early?

Need a long lunch?

Or perhaps you want your boss to think you work long hours.

Just put this giant inflatable alien in your desk chair and see if anyone notices.

We have a hunch she'll be just as productive as you are.

Stands six feet tall, with three extra-long spooky fingers.

A great gag gift for those who walk around with aluminum foil hats.

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If you'd got on it pronto last year it would've cost you $12.89.

Because you snoozed, you loozed: it's now $19.95.

Must be inflation.

Heh.

Like I wrote last year, might even make the cop laugh enough not to ticket the two of you for using the HOV lane.