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September 28, 2009
What are they?
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Posted by: Flaubnitakk | Sep 29, 2009 1:46:41 AM
"Rudolph Fashion noses." Close, Christmas Miles.
Each of Santa's sleigh-pulling reindeer has a locking stall. The keys are on pegs by each stall. But some of them, not morning lovers, have discovered that they can kick the wall of the stall to knock off their key and gain a few minutes in the A.M. as elves search.
These bells attach as a velcro-ised (?) sleeve to the keys, and if knocked down the noise alerts the guard so the search is immediate and the key found long before reveille.
At least, that is the idea - alas, Horst, the 3d-shift guard, was born deaf.
Posted by: John A | Sep 29, 2009 1:33:20 AM
Mondrian pe*is extenders
Posted by: Flaurtiste | Sep 28, 2009 6:04:39 PM
Ding, Ding, Ding - we have a winner: "Bear Bells"
Posted by: Tim | Sep 28, 2009 5:40:12 PM
Training microphones
Posted by: Flautergarten | Sep 28, 2009 5:24:28 PM
LOL ag! They are genetically modified Pacmen that have a vertical and horizontal mouth, so don't mess with them, or maybe the go on the horse's bridle.
Posted by: Joe Peach | Sep 28, 2009 5:13:55 PM
are they "bear bells"
velcro them onto your packs or whatever you are carrying
the noise (hopefully at least) scares the bears away
Posted by: tmkvamme | Sep 28, 2009 2:56:32 PM
Definitely finger bells so when you type in bookofjoe.com on your keyboard it plays a melody. A fugue perhaps?
Posted by: Ray | Sep 28, 2009 2:53:47 PM
The Cat people wear those on their wrists so the neighborhood songbirds don't get wiped out
Posted by: Fritz | Sep 28, 2009 12:38:57 PM
"Bells for her toes"
Posted by: Larry Page | Sep 28, 2009 12:18:36 PM
Fingerbells for gypsies who have embraced technology (inasmuch as velcro webbing constitutes technology).
Posted by: Nathan | Sep 28, 2009 11:49:27 AM
Bells for your....
Posted by: ag | Sep 28, 2009 11:28:06 AM
Rudolph Fashion noses.
Posted by: Christmas Miles | Sep 28, 2009 11:05:13 AM
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