Beeriodic Table

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Personalized Beeriodic Table

A dream come true for ale aficionados and chem majors.

An authentic periodic table of the elements (from Al/aluminum through Zn/zinc) gets a sudsy update with each element matched up to an actual microbrew label (from Alpha King to Zen Beer).

Personalize it with any name up to 12 letters.

Framed in black wood.

11"H x 16½"W.

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Since when was Guinnness a microbrew?

Yo, joe — 1760 and thereabouts; now be quiet and go away.

$109.95.