Skid Mark Brief Safe — Episode 2: HUGE price break

 

It was three years ago that my disgusting Episode 1 introduction of this singular product caused a wholesale reshuffling of my audience.

Many long-time readers were appalled that I would stoop this low; others applauded, and many people previously unknown to me became regular readers.

Anyhoo, there was so much Sturm und Drang associated with that post — especially after Boing Boing's Mark Frauenfelder picked it up  (I hope by the waistband) and broadcasted it virally to every nook and cranny of the wired world — I thought I'd learned a lesson, to wit: don't pander.

I guess I'm dumber than I thought 'cause here I am again with that same grossout item.

But wait — there's more.

I mean less — much less of your hard-earned money required to purchase a pair for a loved one for the upcoming St. Valentine's Day.

Yo, joe — this isn't what most people would call "romantic."

Doh.

Anyway, originally $39.95, these nifty briefs are now knocked down to $7.95 — cheap at twice the price.

Sure, you could make you own —  but why would you?

And that's not all: They come with the bookofjoe Lifetime Guarantee™ — "If your stuff is taken from these briefs, I will cheerfully refund every penny you paid for them."

No — I won't reimburse you for what was stolen.

 

I mean, come on, enough already.