Miniature Stapler

I decided to get a tiny stapler and figured it would be the old red version from Swingline called the "Tot."

I got the name right but that's about it.

Seems like in the decades since I last bought one, they've completely redesigned it as well as tricking it out with added features while selling it for less than I recall paying in the dimly remembered days of the late twentieth century.

Now it's all swoopy and angled like the BMW Z4 and they've added an integrated staple remover and a storage compartment on the bottom, ostensibly for spare staples but you could think outside the office supplies box if you were so inclined.

Mine measures 2.5"L x 1.25"W x 1.5"H.

$3.99.