Stampler — What you get when you cross a stapler and a stamp

Say what?

From the website:

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Sometimes in life something comes out that is so revolutionary its name becomes synonymous with the job it does, eg. hoovering or googling.

Other times a product comes along that completely replaces whatever was "normal" before it — like the motor car replacing the horse... when was the last time you saw a lady riding side-saddle on the M1?

We aren't trying to boast but SUCK UK's Stampler could be the next big thing.

It looks and works like a normal stapler — but has an added attachment that prints a smiling face design at the same time.

Why would you ever buy a normal stapler again?

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$20.