Nature's Platform — "Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman"

Res ipsa loquitur.

Bonus: "Can be set up or removed in three seconds, so no one is inconvenienced."

"Each Nature's Platform is made by hand."

The way we like it.

But I digress.

$144–$158.

I recommend implementing anti-poop splash measures prior to use.

But maybe that's just me.