Face Upper Anti-Aging Mouthpiece Beauty Anti-Wrinkle Muscle Sag Care

Just when you thought I'd run out of wacked-out Japanese face manipulators, along comes this.

Fair warning: There are a LOT more where this came from.

Just saying.

Heh.

But I digress.

From the website:

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Three minutes a day, that's all you need to give yourself the perfect smile.

Pop the Face Upper in your mouth and then see it apply pressure from the inside daily, little by little, working to improve the sag of your cheek muscles.

Your mouth and cheeks will appear more youthful, tighter, and healthier, giving you the benefits of home esthete [sic] in the easiest way possible!

Features and Details:

• Size: around 8.5 x 3.8 x 2.3cm (3.3 x 1.5 x 0.9")

• Recommended usage: three minutes per day

• Weight: around 5.5g (0.2 oz)

• Materials: EVA

• Made in Japan

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$65.