EX-CON Embroidered Key Ring Banner

It's not what you think.

Remember late, great Continental Airlines?

Many long-time employees were, shall we say, not the happiest campers when United bought their company and promptly began a "race to the bottom"-like cleansing of everything that made Continental a distinctive company.

For those nostalgic dead-enders, this key ring would be just the thing to both make them laugh bitterly and feel solidarity with others sporting an EX-CON/REMOVED FROM FLIGHT 2011 LinkedIn entry.

$5.95.

[via Alan Fick]