Flying Pig

From Stupid.com:

"I'll shop at Stupid.com when pigs fly! We hear this sentence all the time. That's why we were so happy to find the Flying Pig! What is it? It's a battery-powered pig with an impressive set of wings. Attach him to a ceiling or beam and switch him on. The pig's wings begin to flap, causing him to fly around the room in large circles. He circles around bringing about the impossible in your world. You'll be early to work, the dog won't wake you in the morning to a shredded couch, you'll stick to a new year's resolution, the neighbor will stay out of your mailbox, and so many more once impossible notions will dissolve. Why would you want to own a Flying Pig? Heck, you got a lot of impossible missions to take care of and so do we."

nuf sed.*

$9.95 (Requires two AA batteries — not included).

*My rap name