TravelPro FlightCrew4 Luggage

According to an article in yesterday's USA Today, "The line, available exclusively to airline employees, is slightly more durable (and, consequently, a bit heavier) than the manufacturer's popular Crew 9 series (a similar design available to the public and the company's best seller).

That was all I needed to sic my Crack Research Team®™© on the trail of this "exclusive" line of bags.

Lo and behold they brought forth the Flight Attendant Shop — "Quality crew merchandise for airborne professionals" — where any Ron, Nick or Jeri capable of fogging a mirror can impersonate an airborne professional and gain access to their entire spectrum of goods.

Pictured above and below, the TravelPro FlightCrew4 22" Rollaboard, measuring 22" x 14" x 9", "the max carry-on size."

$139.99.

Hold on a sec... what's that music I'm hearing?