On ending a phone call

Why is it so difficult to say good-bye on the phone?

That's a question I've been asking myself for many, many years.

I've finally figured out the problem and, as is so often the case, the solution presented itself instantly once the problem was clarified.

The problem: the person with whom you're speaking says something to the effect of "Well, I have to do this, that, or the other."

Old joe: Back and forth we go for a few minutes, not willing to just end the conversation for whatever reason.

New joe: "Good-bye." Click.

Try it, you'll love it.

The person you're speaking with might not but hey, remember, they're the one who made the noises about having to go.

nuf sed.