Peeing Boy iPhone Earphone Jack Plug

Want.

From Craziest Gadgets :

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Im sure you're familiar with the famous statue in Brussels of the peeing boy, the Mannekin Pis.

Well, now you can bring him home to your cell phone with this Peeing Boy Earphone Jack Plug.

Keep dust out of your headphone jack and show off your knowledge of art appreciation and European culture at the same time.

Wow — with this kid pissing into your ear thing you could put on some Phish music, doff the headphones,  and it would essentially be the same — micturating into your ears and calling it music.

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White,

Gold,

Black,

or Silver.

$5.

[via reader Alan Fick, who appears to have implanted a deep brain probe into my cortex, so on point are the blizzard of recent suggestions from him.]