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September 28, 2012
Swiss Army Tampon
What took so long?
Tactical Adventure Medical Preparedness Outdoors Necessity (T.A.M.P.O.N.)
Nine uses for a tampon outside the menstrual space:
• Cordage
• Bandage
• Fire Tinder
• Water Filter
• Fishing Bobber
• Blow Dart Fletching
• Wick for Improvised Candle
• Waterproof Match & Fire Tinder Case
• Blow Tube for Coal Burning Containers
Jezebel has the details.
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OK Flautist, I have decided, if you are not a professional comedy writer, you have missed your calling. You are way to f%^#ing funny!
Posted by: tamra | Sep 29, 2012 3:51:29 AM
How could they possibly leave these out:
*Christmas tree ornament
*Cat pull toy
*Bookmark
*Clarinet swab
*Mood destroyer (strategic extracorporeal post-use placement)
*Party favor
*Travel sponge
*Toe stuffer for too-big but fabulous practically giveaway designer shoes they didn't have in your size
*Swizzle stick
Posted by: Flautist | Sep 28, 2012 7:08:12 PM
And, they make a fine "fuse" for your Molotov cocktail.
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Sep 28, 2012 11:23:12 AM
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