Electronic Food Bite Counter

Finally.

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Ever wanted to know exactly how many bites you take in a day? No? Me neither. But the fact that you CAN find out is just peachy (38 bites in a peach, btw). The Kami Kami sensor from Japan (natch) attaches to your jawbone and connects by wire to a fish-shaped device that shows you on a screen the number of bites you've taken. It makes noises after every 30 and 1,000 bites to encourage kids to chew more.

Apparently video games are making today's kids so lazy they won’t even fully chew their food without some sort of electronic motivation. Back in my day we chewed all our food, by ourselves, without any of these fancy electronic gadgets and gizmos. And we did it uphill in the snow.

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"Attaches to your jawbone"!?

Apply within.

[via Crunchgear and Alan Fick]