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November 3, 2012

Tired of being jerked around by time? How about turning the tables?

But you'll have to hurry.

You know how we're supposed to turn our clocks back by one hour before heading for bed tonight so that it can get dark at 3 in the afternoon or thereabouts tomorrow?

Where does it say you have to wait till you go to bed to mess with your clocks?

Time's not an absolute: it's what you make of it.

So what I just made of it is, I went around my house turning all my watches and clocks back an hour. 

"Wheeeeeeeee!!!!" — as Maxwell the annoying TV pig would squeal — all of sudden the White Knight is talking backwards and the Red Queen's "off with her head!"

Too great!

"Feed your head."

November 3, 2012 at 09:31 PM | Permalink


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No Such Thing As Time


Posted by: sherlock | Nov 4, 2012 3:23:14 AM

The ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all....

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Nov 4, 2012 1:02:19 AM

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