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December 04, 2012

Caption Contest is ON!

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Above, a photo of me at some point (I'm thinking mile 4-5 but it could've been much further on) in this past Sunday morning's Three Bridges Half Marathon, doing God only knows what.

What was I thinking?

What was I feeling?

The person who best captions the photo wins something really wonderful.

Those who have participated in and won past contests will attest that the prizes were no small beer.

I showed you mine: now let's see what you've got.

No limit on how many times you can enter.

Huge thanks to the one and only you-couldn't-make-her-up-if-you-tried Leah Conner for sending me the link to the site featuring the picture: it happens to be that of nkrovetz, who will be delighted to sell you a copy.

Full disclosure: I do not know nkrovetz; I have never met, spoken with, nor corresponded with her by any means past, present, or future โ€” yes, that includes ansible. 

In fact, I never heard of her until I saw her name on the picture.

So obviously I won't be getting a cut of the lucrative proceeds sure to result from mega-sales of this photo once it hits the innertoobs.

No worries.

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Yes, 90 large cans StarKist Solid White, as instructed...

Posted by: Gray Cat | Dec 10, 2012 6:15:15 PM

Klaatu barada nikto

Posted by: Flaautu | Dec 10, 2012 6:08:18 PM

I'm not the Sheriff of Nottingham! There is no need for that bow, Mr. Hood.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 10, 2012 5:19:41 PM

The saucer was hovering right up there!

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 9, 2012 11:06:11 AM

Hello Bilbo. I'm Gandalf. Smaug is right behind us, get a move on!

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 9, 2012 11:04:46 AM

must be something in the air -

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/548171_10151186647708706_1010358762_n.jpg

Posted by: sherlock | Dec 9, 2012 3:05:54 AM

I need a bag of Billy Goat Potato Chips this big!

I'm running to St. Louis just for those chips.

(Said Joe, right after Pot became legal in Washington State today.)

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 8, 2012 7:48:08 PM

Will give anesthesia for pizza THIS BIG

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 8, 2012 5:11:23 PM

And, this is where the oblisk goes.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 8, 2012 4:58:41 PM

"As I map all manner of interesting things on the internet, I am like Atlas... and here is my celestial sphere!"

Posted by: Nate | Dec 8, 2012 1:29:09 PM

Bow! You are in the presence of an Anesthesiologist!

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 8, 2012 11:39:33 AM

"What's that music I hear?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAhEi7W1ib0

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 7, 2012 3:28:34 PM

"After all of these years, Now I get it!" http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=3t4g_1VoGw4

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 7, 2012 4:59:26 AM

"This is Arizona before the last Ice Age. Let me show you how the Grand Canyon was formed in this, the latest episode of: The world's oldest Anesthesiologist remembers!"

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 7, 2012 12:31:44 AM

Joe prepares for his mid-race roundoff back handspring. An old anesthesiologist tradition.

Posted by: Jeff | Dec 6, 2012 5:12:11 PM

Seen here surrendering to state troopers, the man claimed he wasn't fleeing, but instead running a race, even though no other participants were spotted. The police seek to question the man about thousands of hypodermic needles at his home along with a substantial cache of consumer electronics. They were able to track the man using the gps in his unactivated smart phone, which led to his arrest.

Posted by: Jeff | Dec 6, 2012 10:42:19 AM

Wu-Tang!

Posted by: Jeff | Dec 6, 2012 10:20:46 AM

Yes, Your Majesty. I'll perform the epidural for the Princess.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 6, 2012 2:27:42 AM

Please!
Hold your applause.

I'm just a blogging Anesthologist out for a run.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 6, 2012 2:25:38 AM

One small step for man, one giant leap for an Anestheasiologist!

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 6, 2012 2:11:28 AM

Welcome, humble peasants! Welcome to the wonderful world of Joe!

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 5, 2012 11:44:32 PM

I Got 90 Problems But a Bridge Aint One

Posted by: Jeff | Dec 5, 2012 4:37:17 PM

INVISIBLE 14TH PLACE TROPHY

Posted by: Jeff | Dec 5, 2012 4:31:39 PM

"No time to argue! Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip!"

Posted by: Jeff | Dec 5, 2012 1:33:19 PM

See the hawk?

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 5, 2012 12:01:06 PM

Owa tana siam
repeat (if you do not understand, say it out loud in front of friends)

Posted by: Greg | Dec 5, 2012 9:50:25 AM

"STELLA!"

Posted by: Becs | Dec 5, 2012 5:49:11 AM

i may not have Gangnam Style but i can move pretty good - for a guy my age -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9bZkp7q19f0

Posted by: sherlock | Dec 5, 2012 3:39:49 AM

I think this is a record for comments, no? Gotta give this one to Todd, and then Jen. Flautist, as usual in great form, gets the bronze.

Posted by: tamra | Dec 5, 2012 2:26:45 AM

HI Y'ALL - I'M HAVING A RUNNERS HIGH

Posted by: sherlock | Dec 4, 2012 11:59:51 PM

STOP THAT MAN!! HE STOLE MY PURSE!!

Posted by: sherlock | Dec 4, 2012 10:19:01 PM

STOP THAT MAN!! HE STOLE MY CAT!!

Posted by: sherlock | Dec 4, 2012 10:18:12 PM

Introducing our Middle Eastern spinoff site...Burka of Joe. (burkavjoe.com)

Posted by: Todd | Dec 4, 2012 8:57:39 PM

I dreamed a dream in days gone byyyyyy, when hope was high and live worth livinggggggg......

Posted by: tamra | Dec 4, 2012 8:35:42 PM

I thought this was the "Spamalot" audition!

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 4, 2012 6:43:24 PM

And here comes the next Mussolini impersonation by Number 90 in our lineup.

Posted by: Matt Penning | Dec 4, 2012 6:12:07 PM

Running backwards, conducting the marching band, just glad I don't have to wear a burkha anymore.

Posted by: Virginia | Dec 4, 2012 5:21:00 PM

Oh Flautist, you remember those old movies very well.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/92906567/mens-black-hooded-cowl-elf-archer-hat

and, look at their other neat stuff!

Posted by: JoePeach | Dec 4, 2012 4:20:00 PM

Look this gorgeous trees, it is so wonderful.

Posted by: Ernst | Dec 4, 2012 4:18:48 PM

First bridge, thanks life, it is wonderful!

Posted by: Ernst | Dec 4, 2012 4:16:34 PM

Hey the sun is finally visible...

Posted by: Ernst | Dec 4, 2012 4:15:05 PM

You turned on your iPhone the day you got it? You eeediot!

Posted by: Jen | Dec 4, 2012 4:01:06 PM

They search at the asylum, but I'm free, FREE, I tell you!

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 4, 2012 3:36:14 PM

It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!

Posted by: YesBiscuit! | Dec 4, 2012 3:32:12 PM

Couldn't you PLEASE just carry me the rest of the way!!!

Posted by: CARA-DONNA CAPONIGRO | Dec 4, 2012 3:28:15 PM

At last! The Maryland border. Farewell, podunk state!

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 3:03:21 PM

Hold On! I'm coming! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHlkHeIixc

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:58:17 PM

What? I won the Powerball!

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:55:20 PM

My first day as executioner and I forget the ****ing ax.

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 4, 2012 2:54:39 PM

Yeah, Peachy!
(Hammond organ 4EVAH)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxQM7GXA8Tc

Posted by: Flautist | Dec 4, 2012 2:49:09 PM

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