December 04, 2012
Caption Contest is ON!
Above, a photo of me at some point (I'm thinking mile 4-5 but it could've been much further on) in this past Sunday morning's Three Bridges Half Marathon, doing God only knows what.
What was I thinking?
What was I feeling?
The person who best captions the photo wins something really wonderful.
Those who have participated in and won past contests will attest that the prizes were no small beer.
I showed you mine: now let's see what you've got.
No limit on how many times you can enter.
Huge thanks to the one and only you-couldn't-make-her-up-if-you-tried Leah Conner for sending me the link to the site featuring the picture: it happens to be that of nkrovetz, who will be delighted to sell you a copy.
Full disclosure: I do not know nkrovetz; I have never met, spoken with, nor corresponded with her by any means past, present, or future — yes, that includes ansible.
In fact, I never heard of her until I saw her name on the picture.
So obviously I won't be getting a cut of the lucrative proceeds sure to result from mega-sales of this photo once it hits the innertoobs.
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Yes, 90 large cans StarKist Solid White, as instructed...
Posted by: Gray Cat | Dec 10, 2012 6:15:15 PM
Klaatu barada nikto
Posted by: Flaautu | Dec 10, 2012 6:08:18 PM
I'm not the Sheriff of Nottingham! There is no need for that bow, Mr. Hood.
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 10, 2012 5:19:41 PM
The saucer was hovering right up there!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 9, 2012 11:06:11 AM
Hello Bilbo. I'm Gandalf. Smaug is right behind us, get a move on!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 9, 2012 11:04:46 AM
must be something in the air -
Posted by: sherlock | Dec 9, 2012 3:05:54 AM
I need a bag of Billy Goat Potato Chips this big!
I'm running to St. Louis just for those chips.
(Said Joe, right after Pot became legal in Washington State today.)
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 8, 2012 7:48:08 PM
Will give anesthesia for pizza THIS BIG
Posted by: Flautist | Dec 8, 2012 5:11:23 PM
And, this is where the oblisk goes.
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 8, 2012 4:58:41 PM
"As I map all manner of interesting things on the internet, I am like Atlas... and here is my celestial sphere!"
Posted by: Nate | Dec 8, 2012 1:29:09 PM
Bow! You are in the presence of an Anesthesiologist!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 8, 2012 11:39:33 AM
"What's that music I hear?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAhEi7W1ib0
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 7, 2012 3:28:34 PM
"After all of these years, Now I get it!" http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=3t4g_1VoGw4
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 7, 2012 4:59:26 AM
"This is Arizona before the last Ice Age. Let me show you how the Grand Canyon was formed in this, the latest episode of: The world's oldest Anesthesiologist remembers!"
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 7, 2012 12:31:44 AM
Joe prepares for his mid-race roundoff back handspring. An old anesthesiologist tradition.
Posted by: Jeff | Dec 6, 2012 5:12:11 PM
Seen here surrendering to state troopers, the man claimed he wasn't fleeing, but instead running a race, even though no other participants were spotted. The police seek to question the man about thousands of hypodermic needles at his home along with a substantial cache of consumer electronics. They were able to track the man using the gps in his unactivated smart phone, which led to his arrest.
Posted by: Jeff | Dec 6, 2012 10:42:19 AM
Posted by: Jeff | Dec 6, 2012 10:20:46 AM
Yes, Your Majesty. I'll perform the epidural for the Princess.
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 6, 2012 2:27:42 AM
Hold your applause.
I'm just a blogging Anesthologist out for a run.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 6, 2012 2:25:38 AM
One small step for man, one giant leap for an Anestheasiologist!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 6, 2012 2:11:28 AM
Welcome, humble peasants! Welcome to the wonderful world of Joe!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 5, 2012 11:44:32 PM
I Got 90 Problems But a Bridge Aint One
Posted by: Jeff | Dec 5, 2012 4:37:17 PM
INVISIBLE 14TH PLACE TROPHY
Posted by: Jeff | Dec 5, 2012 4:31:39 PM
"No time to argue! Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip!"
Posted by: Jeff | Dec 5, 2012 1:33:19 PM
See the hawk?
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 5, 2012 12:01:06 PM
Owa tana siam
repeat (if you do not understand, say it out loud in front of friends)
Posted by: Greg | Dec 5, 2012 9:50:25 AM
Posted by: Becs | Dec 5, 2012 5:49:11 AM
i may not have Gangnam Style but i can move pretty good - for a guy my age -
Posted by: sherlock | Dec 5, 2012 3:39:49 AM
I think this is a record for comments, no? Gotta give this one to Todd, and then Jen. Flautist, as usual in great form, gets the bronze.
Posted by: tamra | Dec 5, 2012 2:26:45 AM
HI Y'ALL - I'M HAVING A RUNNERS HIGH
Posted by: sherlock | Dec 4, 2012 11:59:51 PM
STOP THAT MAN!! HE STOLE MY PURSE!!
Posted by: sherlock | Dec 4, 2012 10:19:01 PM
STOP THAT MAN!! HE STOLE MY CAT!!
Posted by: sherlock | Dec 4, 2012 10:18:12 PM
Introducing our Middle Eastern spinoff site...Burka of Joe. (burkavjoe.com)
Posted by: Todd | Dec 4, 2012 8:57:39 PM
I dreamed a dream in days gone byyyyyy, when hope was high and live worth livinggggggg......
Posted by: tamra | Dec 4, 2012 8:35:42 PM
I thought this was the "Spamalot" audition!
Posted by: Flautist | Dec 4, 2012 6:43:24 PM
And here comes the next Mussolini impersonation by Number 90 in our lineup.
Posted by: Matt Penning | Dec 4, 2012 6:12:07 PM
Running backwards, conducting the marching band, just glad I don't have to wear a burkha anymore.
Posted by: Virginia | Dec 4, 2012 5:21:00 PM
Oh Flautist, you remember those old movies very well.
and, look at their other neat stuff!
Posted by: JoePeach | Dec 4, 2012 4:20:00 PM
Look this gorgeous trees, it is so wonderful.
Posted by: Ernst | Dec 4, 2012 4:18:48 PM
First bridge, thanks life, it is wonderful!
Posted by: Ernst | Dec 4, 2012 4:16:34 PM
Hey the sun is finally visible...
Posted by: Ernst | Dec 4, 2012 4:15:05 PM
You turned on your iPhone the day you got it? You eeediot!
Posted by: Jen | Dec 4, 2012 4:01:06 PM
They search at the asylum, but I'm free, FREE, I tell you!
Posted by: Flautist | Dec 4, 2012 3:36:14 PM
It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!
Posted by: YesBiscuit! | Dec 4, 2012 3:32:12 PM
Couldn't you PLEASE just carry me the rest of the way!!!
Posted by: CARA-DONNA CAPONIGRO | Dec 4, 2012 3:28:15 PM
At last! The Maryland border. Farewell, podunk state!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 3:03:21 PM
Hold On! I'm coming! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHlkHeIixc
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:58:17 PM
What? I won the Powerball!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:55:20 PM
My first day as executioner and I forget the ****ing ax.
Posted by: Flautist | Dec 4, 2012 2:54:39 PM
(Hammond organ 4EVAH)
Posted by: Flautist | Dec 4, 2012 2:49:09 PM
KIDS!!!! How many times do I have to tell you to take off your shoes before going in the house!!
Posted by: Rattlesnake Jake | Dec 4, 2012 2:40:35 PM
Stop taking pictures, already. That "90" is my runner number NOT my age class.
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:36:52 PM
My royalty check from Amazon just arrived!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:32:28 PM
At last! A portajohn!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:30:07 PM
Peachy keen, Mr. Peach!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:19:28 PM
(I want everybody to get up off your seat)
(And get your arms together, and your hands together)
(And give me some of that o-o-old soul clapping)
You didn't have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
Posted by: JoePeach | Dec 4, 2012 2:18:11 PM
The forth bridge? I've gone a bridge too far!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:17:02 PM
"I just saw a fish under the bridge this big".
Posted by: JoePeach | Dec 4, 2012 2:15:21 PM
"I coulda been a contender".
Posted by: JoePeach | Dec 4, 2012 2:13:35 PM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:11:20 PM
"thank god,I'm finished"
Posted by: larry ziegler | Dec 4, 2012 2:08:39 PM
Just lapped by Linda Hunt! Bugger!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 2:07:24 PM
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
Posted by: Jeff | Dec 4, 2012 2:05:30 PM
Laugh all that you want; it's the only shirt that I could find!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 1:57:35 PM
Ok, Ok, Mr. Coyote. I'll stop. But, I'm not that kind of Roadrunner!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 1:56:31 PM
Put down that gun! Don't you know that runners never carry money?
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 1:53:31 PM
A toll booth!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 4, 2012 1:51:12 PM
You say it's a half marathon? But the guy in front
of me just scored a touchdown!
Posted by: Ken | Dec 4, 2012 1:34:25 PM
Behold, my invisible Theremin.
Posted by: jonathand | Dec 4, 2012 1:26:12 PM
Beyond, my invisible Theremin.
Posted by: jonathand | Dec 4, 2012 1:25:28 PM
"Oh, sure, you can say you're God all you want, but what proof have you got other than the booming voice, the flowing white beard, and a floaty head the size of South Dakota?"
Posted by: Mike Harney | Dec 4, 2012 1:22:45 PM
"No! I told you to think like an anesthesiologist! What are you doing?!"
Posted by: EEJ | Dec 4, 2012 1:20:07 PM
"Don't worry, ma'am! I'll catch your baby!"
Posted by: Nathan | Dec 4, 2012 1:04:11 PM
Praise Allah! Quora??
Posted by: Tyler | Dec 4, 2012 12:09:49 PM
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