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December 14, 2012

Instant Regret Peanut Butter


From the website:


It's with great pride (and no little terror) that we bring you Instant Regret Peanut Butter.

We've gone straight to the top and recruited the (relative) ruler of the chilli jungle, the King Naga chili. We start by milking every last drop of capsaicin from the chilies, which we combine with the finest peanuts money can buy. Throw in a little oil, some seasoning, and a dash of Habanero chili extract just for good measure.

This Firebox exclusive continues our reign of tasty terror, combining a classic spread with the heat of a thousand burning suns. Measuring an absolutely mental 12 million SHU on the Scoville Scale, it's not your everyday spread.

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[via clifyt who added, "Hmmm… should I stop making toasted peanut butter and sriracha sammiches?" Only one way to find out, testing boy....

[I was mildly amused to see that our man in Bloomington has decided to straighten up and fly right in late 2012 for the purpose of his Internet persona — at least as it pertains to his boj visage — by using a link to his day job rather than any of a number of, shall we say, alternative (and I'm being judicious here out of long-time respect and genuine affection for a man whom I've never met nor spoken to nor prolly ever will) landing pads that exist in various backwaters and byways of the innertoobs.

[I'm totally fine with that. Because it should be clear by now to any and all who pass this way that this tent has a very, very large footprint. We welcome everyone, including those who pray, those detest prayer, and those who wish I'd just shut up about this subject and get back to our regularly scheduled programming. Wait a sec... what is our regularly scheduled programming? Never mind.]

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Long reign King Naga!


Posted by: JoePeach | Dec 14, 2012 6:53:37 PM

Wait? Did I use my university affiliation here? I in no way meant it intentionally! My employers know that I hang out with unsavory types and that I use to have a substance abuse issue that involved the copious amounts of alcohol and coeds which only stopped because of liver issues. I mean they know about the hookers and the futurist vitamin popping rock stars that have NASA funded think tanks and they know about the fist fight with a billionaire that didn't take lightly to my mood altered rant (which ended in MORE drinks for both)...

...but in no way to I want them knowing that I run with anesthesiologists...they have their limits...

Posted by: clifyt | Dec 14, 2012 4:45:29 PM

What? Hyping Joe TV again?

Apple will have one sooner. Regular programming my muscular buttocks!

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Dec 14, 2012 2:42:50 AM

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