January 30, 2013
4:01 a.m. Bottle Opener Series — Episode 11: Bottle Opening Thongs
Can your thong do that?
Erm, maybe that didn't come out quite right.
From the website:
As seen on the Today Show — How cool are these?
Never be without your bottle opener again on a hot summer's day.
These are no ordinary thongs!
They have a BUILT-IN BOTTLE OPENER IN THE SOLE! — HOW COOL IS THAT!?
Make an impression at your next BBQ or party.
The sole is made of black rubber and the strap is white sheen with the DRINK IT logo imprinted in red and black.
Size Conversion: Men's Size 8 U.S. = Size 40 U.K.; Size 9 U.S. = Size 42 U.K.
I wonder if David Cameron owns a pair of these — what's his shoe size, anyway?
Prolly protected under Official Secrets Act in the land of a zillion surveillance webcams, what?
[via reader Fred]
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Wasn't this the subject of every Parrothead's favorite song?
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Jan 30, 2013 10:27:39 AM
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