4:01 a.m. Bottle Opener Series ('I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy") — Episode 18: Talking Tongue Bottle Opener

No, not "in tongues" — jeez, isn't it enough that it talks at all, along with opening your crummy bottle?

What's wrong with you, anyway?

And another thing: it's 4:01 a.m. — why aren't you asleep?

My dentist once told me that his football coach/dad told him "Nothing good happens after midnight."

Looks like that still applies, huh?

Certainly in your case. 

I'm just saying, that's all....

From EverythingWeird:

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Tongue Talk: Tongue Bottle Opener Actually Speaks!

Bottle openers are handy things to have.

Without them we would have to rely on the harder ways of opening bottles.

The latest in the bottle opener products is the "Talking Tongue" — indeed, it's a very bizarre gadget.

I'm sure that you are probably wondering curious about what kind of talk the tongue bottle opener talks.

Anyway, the fact that the tongue opener smoothly opens the bottle is probably more appealing than the fact that it actually talks.

Who knows what it's going to talk about?

The opener is very bright colored and is offered in pink and red.

The tongue opener manufacturer stresses on the fact that you don't have to push any buttons to make the tongue talk and that it has high quality sound.

God knows you do not want a talking tongue opener with tinny sound.

It will start yapping by itself.

So, if you have a little cash to spare you can spend it on the opener.

You won't regret your decision unless of course you get tired of all the tongue talk.

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Well, punk: What's it gonna be?

You gonna lay down your money or what?

We're waiting....

£4.95.