« What is it? | Home | Worried about anthrax-laced mail? You need PowderSafe Gloves »

February 18, 2013

"I chase him. I bite him." — Who knew Deputy Dawg was a Brit?


Not moi, that's for sure, until a member of my Crack Pittsburgh Correspondent®™© team sent me this item from The Mail.

Pictured above is the official police report, whose caption in the paper's story read:

Paws for thought: The witness statement was written as a joke after prosecutors asked for an account of a crime by "PC Peach" — not realizing that the officer was actually an Alsatian.

Excerpts from the newspaper article below.

Police are under investigation for jokingly filling in a witness statement in the name of a force dog.

Officers became exasperated when prosecutors asked for an account of a crime from a "PC Peach" — not realising Peach was the name of a police dog.

So they completed the form as if it had been written by the Alsatian, and signed it with a paw print.

The dog's statement [top] read: "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach."

The form was pinned up at a West Midlands Police station last week for the amusement of colleagues, who are often at odds with the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) over the handling of cases.

Another officer took a photo of the statement and it found its way to a "cop humor" page on Facebook on Friday.

The image was later deleted but the dog section of a different force, West Yorkshire, enjoyed it so much they posted the image on Twitter in a tweet that was shared more than 150 times.

The CPS, however, failed to see the funny side. Officials are believed to have complained to police that their mistake has been turned into a very public joke.

This is being considered  by West Midlands Police's Professional Standards Department and the officer who shared the picture, PC Mark Tissington, referred himself to the internal discipline unit. Sources say he is unlikely to be reprimanded.

DCI Julian Harper, from West Midlands Police, said: "The Professional Standards Department is looking into this, early enquiries suggest it is a light-hearted exchange as a result of a misunderstanding around a police dog and a police officer.  The matter will be investigated."

It comes just a week after The Mail on Sunday revealed new guidelines for police on the safe use of the internet, which advise officers against sharing "operational material" online. 

Below, police dog Peach with his handler.



February 18, 2013 at 04:01 PM | Permalink


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference "I chase him. I bite him." — Who knew Deputy Dawg was a Brit?:


You know this made me laugh on a first name basis...

Posted by: joepeach | Feb 18, 2013 9:23:52 PM

The comments to this entry are closed.