4:01 a.m. Bottle Opener Series ('I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy") — Episode 24: Stainless Steel Push Down Bottle Opener

From a website: "Can't manage twist-off bottle caps without tearing up your hands? Keep this fast-acting bottle opener handy at a party and your friends will love using something unique. Plus, it makes a great gift. To use, simply push the cylinder down quickly and firmly on any beer or soda bottle and off comes the cap — amazingly easily. Not much strength is required. The cylinder basically pops back up on its own, thanks to a metal spring device."

$14.95.