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March 20, 2013

Bumper Dumper Travel Toilet — "You can use a bag or a bucket"

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Finally.

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From the website:

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The only hitch mounted portable toilet patented to use any standard full-size toilet seat.

It's the most comfortable,stable, and sanitary porta-potty in the world.

Use it in the hitch receiver or as a stand-alone unit.

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Whether you are a hunter, fisherman, camper, or off- roader, the Bumper Dumper is a great item for all outdoor enthusiasts.

It's great to have on construction sites, traveling with kids,or at the beach.

Anywhere you may need to go while on the go, the Bumper Dumper is a must-have item.

Just a trailer hitch receiver on the back of your vehicle with a Bumper Dumper, and no more squatting in a bush, no more unstable, flimsy, rickety, undersized porta-potty, and no more smelly unsanitary outhouses.

Just plug the Bumper Dumper into your hitch receiver and the comfort of home is there when nature calls.

Q. Have you ever been stuck in the middle of nowhere with no place to go?

Has this happened to you? You're at the campsite or in the middle of nowhere and suddenly nature calls. What do you do? You squeamishly go looking for a quiet spot behind a bush to do your thing. You cautiously avoid the poison oak and ivy. As you carefully squat down and try to relax a snake suddenly comes slithering through the weeds and startles you. What a mess!

Now when nature calls, you can go in comfort whereever you are with the one and only Bumper Dumper. No more looking for the right spot, no more trying to balance while squatting, and no more surprises from creepy critters. Just park your vehicle in a nice secluded spot, plug the Bumper Dumper into your trailer hitch receiver, and VOILA!! — a portable toilet sturdy enough to hold 500 lbs. and just as comfortable as using the bathroom at home. You can even set up a privacy screen for complete comfort.

Q. Has this happened to you?

You're driving on a long secluded stretch of road. You and the family had a big dinner at the last restaurant about an hour ago and someone's gotta go. "Can you hold it till the next stop?" you ask. You drive a few miles and the sign says next station 90 miles ahead. Meanwhile, she tells you she needs to go too, but she can wait till the next stop. You keep driving a while and find yourself starting to feel the urge as well. By this time everyone is getting pretty anxious. You finally see the exit to the station and the brain kicks in. Everyone knows it's almost time for relief. You quickly exit and pull in to park. You get the restroom key from the attendant and hurry to open the door.

You open the door and see this:

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At one time or another you'll wish you had a Bumper Dumper.

It's great on those long road trips. The Bumper Dumper is lightweight and stores easily. Now you have a safe and sanitary alternative to those roadside nightmares. You can be assured of a sanitary place to go wherever you go. Take it hunting, fishing, camping, boating, on vacation, on the job, in the field, or anywhere you may need to go.

The Bumper Dumper is great to have anywhere you go. No other portable toilet can compare to the support, stability, and comfort that the Bumper Dumper offers. The frame is made from quality steel and comes with a standard-size toilet seat. It's the only portable toilet you can use your own seat on. Almost any standard-size toilet seat can be mounted to the frame so you can attach a padded seat or the favorite seat of your choice. The Bumper Dumper will last a long, long time and it's lightweight and so easy to use. If you have a trailer hitch receiver and travel, or engage in outdoor activities where restrooms are far and few in between, the Bumper Dumper is a must have item.

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Use the Bumper Dumper when you need to go on the go.

Makes a great gift too.

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$69.95.

[via Steven Fox]

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Comments

Agree with Rocketboy - the 'shops were hilarious!

Jake

Posted by: Rattlesnake Jake | Mar 22, 2013 10:03:57 AM

I love wildly insane Photoshops... this post did not disappoint.

Posted by: Rocketboy | Mar 21, 2013 11:06:18 PM

Honorary Degree comes with the course.

Posted by: Flautist | Mar 21, 2013 8:21:35 PM

Do I, (I hope, I hope, I hope I do)

qualify for a Honorary degree?

Posted by: joepeach | Mar 21, 2013 6:55:42 PM

Flautist - sign me up - mind if i bring this along?

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Posted by: sherlock | Mar 20, 2013 11:40:30 PM

(Register now for Spring Classes)

Posted by: Flautist | Mar 20, 2013 10:57:11 PM

Official Toilet of The Flautist Institute School of Charm and Deportment

Posted by: Flautist | Mar 20, 2013 10:55:12 PM

just make sure you keep your keys in your pocket - to prevent drive offs

Posted by: sherlock | Mar 20, 2013 9:36:19 PM

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