March 04, 2013
Full-Body Spandex Suit
From The Worst Things For Sale: "I got one of these full-body spandex suits once, years ago. I thought it would be funny. But it was horrible. It goes all the way up your a**crack and forms an incredibly detailed contour around your genitals. You start sweating immediately and now you're trapped in a wet balloon. You're just a fat wet balloon and everyone can see your hog. I don't know how humanity made it through the 1980s."
Red, Burgundy, Green, Nude, Orange, Pink, Blue, White, Yellow, Black.
I'm thinking I'm gonna wear a pink one when I host bookofjoeTV and give guests their choice of colors to wear.
Oh, you didn't realize you have to wear a spandex suit — with nothing under it — to appear on bojTV?
Well, now you know.
The best part: There are plenty of people who would and will wear one of these if that's the price of world fame and fortune.
You don't believe me?
Teen, Adult Standard, or Adult Plus Sizes available: everyone can play.
[via Richard Kashdan]
March 4, 2013 at 08:01 PM | Permalink
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of course you should invite Kim to be on the show -
Posted by: sherlock | Mar 5, 2013 12:18:35 PM
Oh, man, I'd fly to Charlottesville to see that. Shoot, I think I'd WALK to C-ville to see that. How about wearing a Nude one to run the next way-sub-freezing race?
One person's horrible is another person's funny, after all. My mother used to say, "I HATE this! You can see every nipple and crevice!"
Posted by: Flautileo | Mar 4, 2013 9:59:01 PM
Just think of the mayhem you (in a green suit) could create in a green-screen video setting....
Posted by: Scott | Mar 4, 2013 8:27:34 PM
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