Perfection Male Urinal — Perfect Bumper Dumper Sidekick

Reader Alan Fick, commenting on Wednesday's Bumper Dumper post, wrote (alluding to the news that the Flautist Institute School of Charm and Deportment had just named the Bumper Dumper its Official Toilet): "Mind if I bring this along?"

From Epstein's Daily Dispatch:

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Perfection has finally been achieved!

For centuries philosophers and religious scholars have argued whether perfection can possibly exist in our earthly physical world.

Are we capable of understanding and reaching a state of perfection or is it simply a human abstraction that cannot possibly be achieved.

Well, debate no more, because we have seen perfection and it is a male urinal.

How can we be so sure?

Because it says so it right on the bottom:

It's even been trademarked so no one else can make any claims to it.

Also, it has convenient markings on the sides in both cc's and ounces.

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From the urinal website:

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"Got to pee? No toilet? Urine luck! — 1960's Military Glass Urinals

Measures up to 850 cc's (on one side) and up to 28 oz. (on the other).

Says "Perfection. Male Urinal" on the bottom of the glass.

Nice thick glass.

2"-wide mouth.

7-1/2" tall.

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$5.