October 14, 2013
Breast Milk Lollipops — "Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time"
I won't argue.
My nominee for weirdest product of the year.
From the website:
So what's happening is that suddenly it seems as though a lot of our friends are having babies.
And since some of us are confectioners, we felt it was our responsibility to find out just what this flavor was that could turn a screaming, furious infant into a placid, contented one.
Surely the flavor must be heavenly, yes?
We are endlessly grateful to all the mothers who kept sharing their breast milk with our flavor specialists until we were able to candify it.
These lollipops won't bring back childhood memory — they'll bring up animal instinct.
Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.
Note: There is no actual breast milk in these. They're vegan! (OMG the armies of pumping women.)
Four for $10.
What's going on at Archie McPhee?
Asleep at the switch in Seattle, looks like to me.
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Note to 6.02*10^23: Droll, degenerate, love it!
But holy ductal epithelium?!? I have to tell you that just this morning I had a salivary stone removed. Are there no coincidences!?! So respect, please, for ductal epithelium and all mine’s been through. For now, TLC, rank sympathy, murmured incantations and another week of tea and porridge. Next week, a good jalfrezi.
But La Leche Lollies? Not so much..
Posted by: Marianne | Oct 15, 2013 1:28:36 AM
Vegan ersatz modified mammalian sweat in lollipop form?
Holy ductal epithelium, Batman!
Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | Oct 14, 2013 8:02:45 PM
Wait till the seasonal (all year) beer version arrives!!!
Posted by: Joe Peach | Oct 14, 2013 5:25:19 PM
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