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May 12, 2014

Men's Germanium Kogao Sauna Mask — "Face slimming shrinking male beauty"


From the website:



Use the power of sweat to get a tighter, smaller face (kogao) with this Men's Germanium Kogao Sauna Mask.

Tie the mask around your ski mask-style face using the Velcro straps and start slimming today.

The Germanium materials tenses your muscles and makes your [sic] sweat, shrinking your face to create a more slender, attractive profile.

For best results, use this mask after washing your face and applying moisturizers and other face creams.

Super easy to put on and wear while at home before bed or doing chores, you will notice the sauna effects immediately after taking off the mask.


Features and Details:

• Designed for male faces

• Materials: nylon (piled), chloroprene rubber, polyester, polyurethane

• Dust can settle on the mask due to static electricity. Please be sure to shake and clean mask of dust etc. before use

• Stop using the mask immediately if you experience any skin irritation or discomfort

• Instructions: Japanese (but easy to put on and wear)



May 12, 2014 at 12:01 AM | Permalink


N.B. Wearing this in LA will get you shot by the LAPD.

I wouldn't wear one on an errand to the bank.

I'd expect that the TSA would object, too.

Posted by: 6.02*10^23 | May 12, 2014 12:36:23 PM

Oh, the tyranny of the tiny-faced! The power to rule, to make the world grovel at my [tight, tiny, shrunken] feet!! Aaaaah ha ha ha!!!


Posted by: Flautist | May 12, 2014 1:30:52 AM

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