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July 29, 2014

Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece — Beauty Anti-Aging Anti-Wrinkle Muscle Care


From the website:



To get and maintain the perfect visage, you don't need the cosmetic surgeon's knife. All you need is a mouthpiece. Yes, the Face Slimmer is a simple solution to the timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift. Just three minutes per day is all you need; pop in the mold and then make mouth movements. The makers recommend you say vowel sounds out loud over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way.

Fight wrinkles around your eyes and help shape the overall look of your face, whether in front of the mirror, in the bath or at any other convenient time every day. The movements are given extra load by the mold, forcing everything to work a bit harder and resulting in more youthful, vibrant faces.



July 29, 2014 at 04:01 PM | Permalink


I can't stop laughing...

Posted by: JoePeach | Jul 30, 2014 5:38:37 PM

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