December 29, 2016
CatCalmer Face Massager
Whoa, Nellie — try this out on Gray Cat, Laurie or Jane and prepare for a facial flaying in the finest feline style.
From the website:
You are already your cat's favorite human — now show some love back by giving them the best massage they'll ever have.
Cats love this face massager.
Features and Details:
• Made from soft, safe, and durable plastic
• Handle stretches to fit any size cat
• Can be used on your other furry friends: dogs love it too
N.B. This was to have been featured yesterday as a "What is it?" but several distaff members of my Crack Editorial Board©® laughed so hard at the finished post — for what I considered the wrong reasons (along with rather coarse accompanying comments) — that I chose to pull it.
December 29, 2016 at 08:01 AM | Permalink
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