February 12, 2017
Jupiter From Below
Psychiatrists in the Jovian moon system won't have to bother with Rorschach ink blots: instead, they'll just tell their patients to look out the window.
best. chocolates. ever.*
Full disclosure: I know Larry Burdick.
I met him in the late 1980s when his store doubled as the back alley doorway to his kitchen in New York City.
*There's still time to redeem yourself, loser, if you get on the stick.