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November 16, 2017

Drosselmeyer Nutcracker

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Just when you thought every permutation of a nutcracker had been invented, out of Sweden comes this formidable looking piece of kit.

From the website:

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First handheld nutcracker with a double lever action and a container to collect the shells.

• Minimal exertion or damage to nut — can be taken apart to clean

• Zinc with gold colored plating on handle

• Container to hold shell bits

• Lifetime warranty on lever

• Cracks all hard shell nuts

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Me, I'm waiting for the iPhone XII, rumored to have a stereotactic x-ray laser that first visualizes the edible portion of the nut and then vaporizes everything else.

But I digress.

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You can own the Drosselmeyer nutcracker for $49.99 (nuts included only for buyers residing in greater Atlanta).

The more I look at it, the more it seems like something you'd find on the tool belt of a Navy SEAL.

November 16, 2017 at 08:01 AM | Permalink


Comments

I need a cracker for the wild hickory nuts that are all over the place this year. Probably the most difficult nut I've ever encountered. You could starve trying to live on them.

Posted by: Greg Perkins | Nov 22, 2017 6:50:49 PM

Clip-on clarinet mute if ever I saw one

Posted by: Flautist | Nov 16, 2017 8:30:16 AM

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