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September 24, 2018

A Cat's Map of the Bed

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September 24, 2018 at 02:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

You are the Kindle daily special!

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Crack Rochester Correspondent©® Greg Perkins emailed me this morning with the news.

At first I got all excited, thinking Amazon had plucked my Kindle book

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out of the virtual wilderness (see Saturday's 10:01 a.m. post, which led with this graphic):

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But no, it wasn't to be.

Instead, Amazon decided to flog some novel called "Book of Joe"

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whose title I'm sure the author stole from me.

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No worries.

September 24, 2018 at 12:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

What to do in case of emergency

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The subject of emergencies and their management is of particular interest to me because of my professional background and training as an anesthesiologist.

Long story short: an anesthetized patient — anyone, actually, but I'm not responsible for those I'm not anesthetizing — is five minutes away from permanent brain damage and death.

There is very little margin of safety afforded by mother nature to the oxygen–dependent cells of the cerebral cortex.

Yet if every time something went wrong in the OR it precipitated a panic attack in me because I envisioned a disaster just moments away, I wouldn't last long without stroking out myself.

So knowing when something is serious, or potentially so, and when it's a variant of normal, is critical.

It helps to have seen almost everything imaginable — almost — many times.

But no one is perfect and there may be a catastrophe waiting to happen the very next time I put someone to sleep.

But there are ways to mitigate the anxiety and decrease the chances of such a thing happening.

James Surowiecki, in his "Financial Page" column in the June 13/20, 2005 issue of the New Yorker, discussed this subject quite nicely in the scope of a single magazine page.

His piece follows.

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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

In the early nineteen-eighties, American businesses discovered that they could manage crises, rather than merely stumble through them.

The gold standard was Johnson & Johnson, whose deft maneuvering, after seven people died from ingesting cyanide-laced Extra Strength Tylenol, helped create a new and lucrative subset of public relations known as crisis management, which was poised, as Time put it in 1986, to become "the new corporate discipline."

Practice — and lately there's been plenty of it — has not made perfect.

Companies may now have packs of super-flacks on hand, but in the glare of bad publicity they can still appear as helpless as possums in the road.

In the past few years, stalwarts like Firestone, CBS News, Tyco, and Marsh & McLennan have seen their reputations demolished, mainly because they did such a lousy job of dealing with bad news.

Most recently, Wendy's took a month to discredit a woman who claimed that she’d found a human finger in her chili. (She's since been arrested for putting it there.)

The delay cost millions of dollars in sales and did incalculable harm to the brand.

The term "crisis management" may seem like little more than a euphemism for "snow job," but there is an art to it.

Spin alone won't do the trick.

Without going overboard, the offending company needs to acknowledge that it has a problem, demonstrate that it has control over that problem, and then make a real attempt to fix it.

This holds true whether or not the company is at fault.

Johnson & Johnson defused the Tylenol crisis in large part because it recalled every Tylenol capsule in America, and then quickly introduced tamper-proof bottles.

In the end, the company was seen as the victim.

By contrast, when news broke, in 2000, that more than a hundred people had died in accidents involving defective Firestone tires, Firestone initially reacted by blaming drivers (for underinflating their tires) and Ford (whose S.U.V.s were involved in most of the accidents).

Dispirited by this strategy, Firestone's P.R. firm quit.

Eventually, Firestone recalled 6.5 million tires, but it was too late.

Sales plummeted, and claims mounted into the hundreds of millions.

Many companies have basic assumptions about public relations that can hurt them during a crisis.

They tend, as people do, to stonewall and deny.

But, as Ian Mitroff, a crisis-management specialist at U.S.C., has said, "There are no secrets in today’s world."

And if the truth is on your side you have to insure that it emerges quickly.

In 1993, when syringes ended up in Pepsi soda cans, allegedly as a result of a flawed canning process, the company, within a few days, produced videos of its entire canning process and denounced its accusers as frauds.

Wendy's, on the other hand, wasted a month investigating its entire supply chain, made little of the fact that the accuser had a long history of suing companies on dubious grounds, and, bizarrely, spent more than a week figuring out if the finger had been cooked.

In the meantime, parents took the kids to Roy Rogers.

It's easy to make intelligent decisions after the fact.

The real challenge is making them in moments of anxiety and panic, so, while crisis-management gurus don't always agree on what the strategy should be, they do agree that everyone should at least have one, before crisis hits.

Their clients tend not to listen.

Mitroff estimates that less than a fifth of big corporations have formal crisis-management plans.

The crisis plans that do exist vary in detail and scope — Dow Chemical had one that included the names of the people who would be responsible for running the copy machines — but, basically, they suggest vulnerabilities (and potential remedies), identify a crisis-management team, and lay out a general script.

Even a simple plan is valuable; though crises are, by definition, rare, they should not be unthinkable.

A study released last week by the Institute for Crisis Management found that just a quarter of business crises come out of the blue.

Most are "smoldering" rather than sudden, and are the result of mistakes that management has made.

Signs of trouble exist but are ignored or overlooked.

Many of the most famous crises are examples of what the sociologist Charles Perrow has called "normal accidents."

As technologies and organizations get more complicated, Perrow argued, they are more likely to break down, even in the absence of malice or intentional neglect.

Firestone, the Challenger explosion, Intel's flawed Pentium chip: you could argue that these were all, in one way or another, normal accidents.

Why are companies so often caught unaware?

It turns out that the events that create crises are usually those which most people have trouble taking seriously — that is, events with a low probability but a high cost.

We tend to treat low-probability events as if they were impossible.

Instead of preparing for them, we ignore them.

In the phrase of the sociologist Neil Weinstein, we are "unrealistic optimists."

This tendency is exacerbated when we think we're in control; we worry less about the dangers of driving than about those of flying because we think we determine what happens to us on the road.

Of course, unrealistic optimism, insofar as it's a byproduct of self-assurance, assertiveness, and conviction, may be a handy trait for those seeking success in business.

It will come as a surprise to no one that in most surveys executives are found to be consistently optimistic and overconfident.

Entrepreneurs are the cockiest of all.

It may be that the very qualities that help people get ahead are the ones that make them ill-suited for managing crises.

It's hard to prepare for the worst when you think you’re the best.

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I cannot praise Charles Perrow's 1999 book, "Normal Accidents," highly enough.

I read it a long time ago, and it made me a much better anesthesiologist.

If ever I were to return to academia, my first grand rounds would feature this book and its lessons.

It has much to offer anyone in terms of both their professional and personal lives.

Long book summarized in one sentence?

The more complicated or unusual something is, the more likely something is to go wrong.

But you'd do better to read the book.

September 24, 2018 at 10:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

World's Most Expensive Smartwatch

TAG Heuer Connected Modular 45 Smartwatch

Pictured above, it's the TAG Heuer Connected Modular 45.

The 45-mm case is in 18K polished white gold with a total of 589 VVS (very very slightly, ranked under only flawless and internally flawless) baguette diamonds totaling 23.35 carats.

It costs $198,000.

Can they sell one to you?

Apply within.

[via Barron's]

September 24, 2018 at 08:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)

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