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October 7, 2004

UFO Abduction Insurance


"Beam Me Up... I'm Covered"

That's what the UFO Abduction Insurance Company says at the top of its website. More:

Since 1987, The UFO Abduction Insurance Company has boldly gone where no insurance company has gone before, and offered the perfect policy for anyone who thinks they have "everything" covered

"Don't Leave Earth Without It"

We Accept All Pre-Existing Conditions

You Cannot Be Turned Down Regardless of Age or Frequent Flyer Status

You can purchase this policy for anyone who qualifies, such as your spouse or even your mother-in-law, and yes - name yourself as the Beneficiary

Single Lifetime Premium: $19.95 + $3.00 Same Day Shipping

Our Agents Are Standing By


Each Personalized Gold-Bordered Policy includes a Frequent Flyer Endorsement and a Claim Form - which requires the Signature of an Authorized Onboard Alien

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This is a must-have coverage. I intend to file it right next to my moon acreage. You laugh. I own 10 acres on the Moon. I have the purchase deeds to prove it. Bought it from the Moonman who would show up occasionally on the Cal State Long Beach campus in the mid-1970s. Did you know that silver lame is quite popular on the Moon as are silver sequined platform shoes?

Posted by: ScienceChic | Sep 19, 2005 9:43:51 PM

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