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November 27, 2004
CIA's Homepage For Kids
What's this?
Not a joke but, rather, a kinder, gentler introduction to the black arts.
I guess they're taking seriously President Bush's recent order to increase the number of clandestine agents by 50% in the next few years.
Hey, the whole espionage community's gotten into the act: there's NRO Jr., a website for children put up by the National Reconnaissance Office,
which used to be so secret no one in government would admit it existed.
Then there's the NSA/CSS Kids and Youth Page, a production of the
National Security Agency, formerly known as "No Such Agency."
And don't forget FBI Kids,
for those who like their skullduggery domestic.
[via Wired magazine]
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Comments
I've watched Chuck for 2 years and it inspired me too be a Cia agent! I have been training and can speak in a irish accent,scootish accent,i speak a little spanish. I was wondering can you be a teen and be a CIA agent? I'm 13 years old!
Posted by: Ben | Feb 14, 2010 8:09:24 AM
Ummm... To be honest, I feel kind of childish, thinking that people would allow children to become spies or undergo training to do so. Let me introduce myself. I have noticed that anyone can access this, and I'm sure you all have too, and do not quite feel right giving my name as so many others have. I am 13 years old, and am about to embark and become a freshman in high school. I regret ending my lessons in martial arts, but don't feel comfortable to start, as I didn't enjoy hurting people who had done nothing to me to deserve it. I have wanted to join the Central Intelligence Agency for a while, but am sure it is hard to get in, and I wouldn't "cut it"(make it in), which is too bad. I have wanted to get into some kind of program to help me train for when I get older, but am sure my parents wouldn't approve. I've only told one person, other than all of you, how I feel, just to get it off my chest and see their reaction, and wasn't surprised when they didn't say much, cause they don't usually. If you were wondering why I haven't stated how to contact me, it is because I don't feel comfortable saying, and don't feel the need to, either. Plus, I'm sure no one really cares. Ich kann auch Deutsch, et francais, sprechen, and I am learning how to speak Japanese. I have decided that the best thing I can do for the moment is to prepare myself in a way that won't seem obvious, unlike setting up camaras and motion-sensors in my backyard and try to get past them. I should probably stop typing now, as it is kind of noisy, and I am supposed to be asleep, but you know what they say (or I should say, "I say") "you can't stop real curiosity when it strikes!" Talk to you later! and no matter how discouraging I might have seemed (if anyone ever reads this), hang on to those ambitious dreams and keep working hard!!!!!!!! :)
PS. I think I've said a lot more than anyone else, but at least I was able to get that off my chest. Don't bother replying on this website, I probably won't look again! :)
Posted by: Isitsafetosay? | Feb 11, 2010 12:12:10 AM
Hi, my name is Christina and im a friend of madeleine im 12 years old and im from michigan, is this spy school true i would die to come, ive been playing soccer my whole life and i have a very hard kick and me and my friend is also a very skill fighter and climbers we know how to throw knifes and knock people out with one pounch plz contact me at my email or my number which is 1-248-722-2137 hope you call or email me and my friend because we would LOVE! to come if there is the spy school thanks hope you contact us.
Posted by: Christina | Jan 8, 2010 4:11:05 PM
hey, My name is Angel,
I am sixteen years old.
I live in California, but I was born in venezuela. I am very fluent in both spanish and english. I'm learning japanese as well. I was wondering if this C.I.A. for Teens is real. And if it is what it would take to join. Would appreciate an answer.
Posted by: Angel | Dec 28, 2009 4:27:57 PM
to whom a may concern. i am a 16 year typical teenage boy. i want to be a cia agent as soon as possible. (please contact) i have researched your agency for quite a while. well here are my virtues. i have lived in the streets ever since i was 2, i have been goign to school though. i have learned french,spanish and my english is fluent. my dad was an ex cia agent i learned every thing i knoe=w from him. the rest i learned trying to survive out in the streets. i am the perfect spy. you wnt regret it if you hire me. i will be like a ghost. by the way you can call me ghost20
Posted by: David | Dec 24, 2009 8:04:41 PM
My name is Angelina Maire Reyes I'm 13 and missions they are fun to solve even when i can't figure it out I keep on trying. I can talk in an English accent. I'm some times forgetful. Will I have to change schools.I play softball. I live in California am half Mexican. .I also like to be challenged.
I have courage
I try my best
I can Kind of fight
I did have my only my dads misprision so my mm don't get scared.
I don't have an email address or an URL. For more info please call me at 1-626-203-3932
Posted by: Angelina Maire Reyes | Dec 23, 2009 11:42:51 PM
I have been training to work with FBI CIA or preferably NSA all my life so if there are any camps please contact my email
Posted by: Layne | Dec 22, 2009 10:13:35 PM
Am 16 yrs old, since i was small i would play cops, catching the bad guy. I always dreamed of becoming an agent. I am a 2face, a neard in class..and a loud person with friends..i get mad really eassily. I never give up.onece am doing something i just have to finish it. I always like to be the top of others, not "selfish" i would accualy help the others to be in my possition..thank you for ur time...and hope to hear from u again.......
BrAeDeN,...
Posted by: saul cantu | Dec 22, 2009 6:57:43 PM
Hi my name is Neil. I am eleven and have wanted to be in the CIA almost my entire life. I am a computer whiz, have been trained in martial arts for six years, and am quite intelligent. If anyone has any information on a CIA program for children please don`t hesitate to E-mail me at [email protected] and I will try to respond as soon as possible.
Thanks,
Neil.
Posted by: Neil | Dec 22, 2009 3:34:15 PM
I am a 11 year old boy ,and it is my dream to be come a spy opertiave.
Posted by: Austin P. | Dec 21, 2009 7:52:57 PM
I am 13 years old
I have mastered the skills of swimming and I am great at martial arts
I am a computer whiz
I am great I'm combat
I am great at airsoft
I am really smart and intelligent
if anyone has information on how I can become a
teen secret agent for the CIA please email me at
[email protected] also plz do consider me a first priorty
if there is a teen secret agent program for the CIA. I know there is
so let's talk reality.
Posted by: Yash | Dec 21, 2009 10:09:25 AM
i always wanted to be a spy my hole live wich isn't long becuase im ten but im good whith tech ahead in my classes and very careful
Posted by: adam | Dec 20, 2009 9:15:56 AM
Hello, My Name Is Bethany
I Just Wanted to know if there are real spy schools for girls that go to middle school around Kentucky and Tennessee, is so, i would love to participate in an academy.
Posted by: Bethany | Dec 15, 2009 8:45:40 PM
Hello, i am Emily, i am 10. i maybe be just 10 but i am pretty fast and a great spy. i am not scared of really anything. i have been dreaming of being a CIA or FBI agent or spy when i was 3. i am gonna be in club soccer and
tie kwon doe. i know how to hack computer games too. call 504-1886 in NE and ask for Emily, Thanks!
Posted by: Emily Anthone | Nov 28, 2009 9:47:12 PM
My name is Thomas Morrow im 15 years old and my dream is to become a C.I.A Agent my whole life. I use to set up corses and practice geting past alarms and camras. My friends are all in the U.S.Army and the U.S.Air Force and I swore to them I will be a Agent and I would ggive up anything to make my dream come true I can keep things hiddin and CONFIDENCIAL. I was born in the woods were I lerned to billed things with my hands to servive. if you would like to contcet me my email is [email protected] i would be easer to contact me by my myyearbook my url is www.myyearbook.com/gothicangel12052 I hope to hear from someone about my futcher think you for your time.
Posted by: thomas morrow | Nov 28, 2009 12:42:21 PM
Im 14 and thinking about being in the cia when I get older. Im wondering what classes should i take in high school or out of school. Thanks
Posted by: Katie | Sep 24, 2009 6:03:42 PM
email me if u really have spy camps and all the info
pleeze i really want to go to spy camp or school i want to be a spy
Posted by: pandora | Sep 23, 2009 3:12:43 PM
My name is alex and i would like to become a cia government operative. I am almost 14 years old and i am learning spanish, french, italian, and i am fluent in english. I have been wanting to be a cia operative since i was 7. I have also concidered the possibilities that i won't be one but it is what i want to be as my profesion. I also have talked to my parents about it and they think it would be a great idea for me to be in the cia. This is because i would like to help as many people as i can from my family to people who are millions of miles away. Thanks for your time. Alex
Posted by: alex | Aug 28, 2009 9:30:38 AM
hi my name is albert,well i was in criminal justice last year and im in crime in america,i wanna help with the federal crime im only 17 i have a great strength of fightin and im a fast and long distance runner i do cc and i can spot anything at fast speed if this website is bull then w.e but im seriouse idk about all the kids beneath me but i got issues with my gf she needs help i want to help so bad just somebody gosh come to me and ill be waitin to help be in the fbi or cia.or anything to help fight and put criminal and effin molesters to justice..
Posted by: albert pineda | Aug 25, 2009 9:22:04 PM
Hello I'm Alexia and I would like to be in the CIA. I'm 11 years old I speak english and enough spanish to get by. Is there anyway I can be in the CIA or go to one of those secret camps?(if there are any) If this can be possible please email me [email protected].
Posted by: Alexia | Aug 25, 2009 4:50:25 PM
Hello my name is Lauren and I was woundering if there were any summer camps for teenegers to train as cia agents. I want to protect everyone and I feel strongly about helping save the world
I have a lot of experience in servailence by making a micro fly that can spy on people like a cctv camera. I hope you will get back to me and let me know what you think. Thank you.
Posted by: Lauren | Aug 17, 2009 6:56:19 AM
I am a 16 year old boy from NY who has always wanted to be a cia agent im a life boy scout and highly nationally ranked member of a certain combat sport. I would love to be apart of the cia and wold do almost anything to get in please. Im ready contact me for more info [email protected]
Posted by: Andy M | Aug 16, 2009 8:39:40 PM
Dear CIA
My names Alyson, I'm 12 years old, and Ive been researching the CIA for some time now and I was wondering how do you get a job as a field operative. I'm very active. I play almost every sport I ice skate, ride quads you name it. I'm a 5th belt in karate.I'm learning multiple languages such as french, italian, spanish, and german. And I'm also good at math if i put my mind to it. so that'd be really cool if you could help me become a CIA agent when im older. Thanks!!!
~Aly
Posted by: aly | Aug 2, 2009 4:43:14 PM
Hey, my name is Monica. I am about to turn 14 on August 18. I have wanted to Join the CIA ever since I was 9. I am currently learning a second language, French. I am very good with learning languages, and I always thought the CIA would be best for me. In all retrospect, it is the only thing I really wanted to do with my life. I do have other things to fall back on, but this is my main deal.
Posted by: Monica | Jun 24, 2009 2:59:21 PM
Hi, Im Mara. Im 10 years old.I would LOOOOOOOVE to be in the CIA when I grow up! It sounds soooo amazing! Ive read millions of fiction and non-fiction books about the CIA, FBI, and CSI.
We had to do this thing in school where you choose a person to research and write a speech, BLA BLA BLA.... I chose the first woman to be the head of the CIA. ELoise Page! She was A-mazing.
I, too would like to know where CIA kind of camps are in Missouri. Im already going to go to a CSI one. But... I want to know if there are anymore camps!
-Mara
P.S- Research Eloise Page! Shes awesome!
Posted by: Mara Tharp | Jun 3, 2009 11:54:06 AM
Hello; Central Intelligence Agency.
My name is Hernan Francisco Monsalve Moreno I’m a student, my age is fifteen, my birthday is on March, second, 1994, I´m athletic and learn fast, I know two different languages apart from English they are French and Spanish I know karate, tae-kwon-do, soccer, basketball, and swing. As sports and as self defense I´m black belt in karate and brown belt in tae-kwon-do. My main interest in becoming an agent is to protect and defend country.
Thank you for reading this.
Posted by: Hernan Monsalve | Jun 1, 2009 7:11:24 PM
Hi,
My name is michael I'm 13 and I have wanted to be a CIA agent ever since I could ever remember..I've been looking in to camps or special camps that teach u about the CIA or gathering forighn intelligence I would appreciate it if u e-mailed a list of camps or information to me at [email protected]... Also I took marshil arts for 1and a half years and I'm very athletic and play tuns of sports like hockey, tennis and more ...also I play the gutair and piano I have taken piano for 8 years now and gutair for 3. ...I also speek 3 languages English as my first languages Spanish and French and want to learn russian and whatever language it takes so I can get in the CIA. Again plz e-mail me for any info thnks.
Sincerly,
Michael V
Posted by: Michael vizziello | Apr 19, 2009 6:44:02 PM
Dear Shannon,
I think you have us confused with someone else. We generally strive to create malice, not quench it.
Posted by: Rocketboy | Mar 10, 2009 10:17:13 PM
Hello CIA,
My name is Shannon and I'm 15 years old.Im very interested in becoming a spy because i want to protect others that can't protect themselves. I want to work for the CIA because i know that they can help me find the person inside of me. I'm excellent in martial arts i have been taking it since i was five. What i want to know is that are there can secret camps in new york. I hoping that their is because i want to go their and train. I hope this page is actually for the CIA to read and realize that us kids are the future. I would just like to help this world to become a better place because the malice in this world is getting worst and its time to take some action.
Sincerely,
Shannon
Posted by: Shannon | Mar 10, 2009 9:29:05 PM
Hi I'm pepper nagle, I am 13 and I would like to train for a future job in the CIA. I would very much appreciate an email regarding training. Please contact me at [email protected]. Thank you for your consideration.
Pepper
Posted by: Pepper nagle | Feb 23, 2009 5:44:50 PM
i read this book and there was this school for girl spys. its called the gallergher girl school for exeptonal women were they pretended to be a snoby rich school.are there any schools like that.
Posted by: Bex | Feb 7, 2009 7:10:58 PM
Hello my name is tristen i am captin of a cia spy club i am 11 my nease want to be a spy as would i.
I love your website i have a vary importent missin i have to get my dad a girlfriend or i have to move
so please e mail me advice. thank you.
Posted by: tristen | Jan 29, 2009 8:07:07 PM
hi my name is iain i live in va and want to be a field agent im am 13 and i trane evry day for the cia i clime flat walls i work on entring house with guns in my case air soft guns but i do go to a shooting place were i shoot a 12g and a ruvalver i need to no if theres a summer camp or traning school for kids in 7th grade or 13 year olds
Posted by: iain | Jan 1, 2009 12:57:40 PM
iam a 17 year old and i am also intrested in joining the C.I.A. but i have to have a Bachelors degree, 3.0 GPA , 35 years or younger, a US citizen, and fluent in two or more languages. So if your really inyrested make a list of requirements check them off and after you have fufilled all the requirements apply online. so what this site is doing is making fools out of all us kids i say we stop acting so gulliable. Life is not a box of chocalates anymore so neither would the CIA. These movies are brainwashing us to complete madness. But maybe there is a spy camp for teenagers i am sure this Joseph guy would not help you get into the camp this whole site is boggess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS-K.S.
Posted by: Keith SHAW | Dec 23, 2008 4:50:37 PM
We could tell you Joseph, but the we'd have to kill you.
Posted by: RXXketBXy | Nov 15, 2008 6:28:51 PM
hi my name is joseph i am 13 and i would likle to be a spy while i am still a kid i was just wondering if there is any spy schools in wa
or secret camps around this area.
Posted by: joseph | Nov 15, 2008 6:36:37 AM
I think understanding the webpage that you are reading would be the best start.
Posted by: Secret RocketBoy | Nov 3, 2008 7:15:22 AM
I, Deonte, want to be a CIA or a FBI Agent from when I was a kid watching action Movies. If u will let me, I am 11 and I want to join a secret camp if there is one.
Posted by: Deonte | Nov 2, 2008 2:55:11 PM
Yo wassup!have you wondered why kids cant be in the C.I.A.?Me to!!Well why not?
Posted by: Tim | Nov 1, 2008 12:29:44 AM
Hello, I want some info on how the transition works from graduating from west point, then transferring over to the Cia or Fbi. thank you
Posted by: Eric | Oct 23, 2008 8:25:39 PM
okay my name is firishta
im a junior at high school
i was wondering if there are junior spy organzations
if there are please contact me at [email protected]
i would like to know info about like being a junior lanauage anaylst cuz since farsi is my first lanuage.. i need more info
thanks
Posted by: freshta | Sep 6, 2008 4:07:33 PM
i am from latvia i wanna by a spy because i want protect all world from bad guys or girls . i am 14 years.its realy hard job because you risk whit your life. in my age i am wery adult i think because i not think how small girl but how adult. i now many things what happen in goverment. when i grow i whant search your organization. and be lern in spy school. every time i think about it. and i can affact. and my english knowlegs is very good i think. please find my send infarmation. please
Posted by: erika | Jul 31, 2008 1:59:20 PM
hi i'm about to be 13, and i'm askin can i be a spy or be in a spy school.I like the gadgets and would like to use them. so I was askin 2 let my be in a spy school to stop danger from my family if i have to, or if
Posted by: K'Antheny Jones | Jul 10, 2008 10:04:37 PM
hey my names madalina and i come from romania and i was wondering if you could make a camp in romania because ive always wished to be one and still do and i would love if this suggestion could happen
Posted by: madalina | Jun 26, 2008 6:47:02 AM
I would like to know if I could goin the C.I.A if i am only 9 turning 10 in a little bit. i would love if you asap E-mailed me back on all the camps in Erie PA. that I can go to. Because I wanted to go to since I was 5 but I wasn't aloud to go onto the computer but now I know what to do on the computer. I just adore riding horses. If you go onto to Blendedspiritsranch.com under the horse buggzy you will se he gives me kisses for treats. ASAP E-mail meplease about all the cia agents so I can be like Agent Kody Banks.
"peace"
Posted by: Nicole | Jun 13, 2008 10:52:10 AM
hey! my name is dana and i'm 13...
i was wondering if you have real spy camps.
i reeeaaaally want to be a spy.
i speak two languages, arabic and english.
i'm from saudi arabia but i was born in canada so i have the citizenship
pleeeaaassseee email me if there really is a spy camp.
thnxx "peace out"
Posted by: dana | May 26, 2008 10:05:24 AM
Can i join the C.I.A ? I am only 11 but I would like to join. I don't no if it is even leagal for me to join . I know there are camps for kids , and I would like to have a updated list of them if that is posible . "Pease"
Posted by: Nathan | May 22, 2008 5:51:44 PM
I'm 16 years old. I'm from Indonesian. I fast to learn something.
Return me a message Answering my order, thanks.
Posted by: Nick | May 9, 2008 6:38:33 AM
I have always wanted to be in the cia. I wish there was a camp that kids across the world could go to. I would really like it if you look into it an message me back
Posted by: dokes | May 4, 2008 12:00:48 AM
Hello, I am daniela brand of colombia, am 15 years old and i liking belong to the cia for children, it is a dream that I want that real makes, please Return me a message Answering my order, thanks
Posted by: Daniela | May 2, 2008 12:08:17 PM
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