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January 25, 2005

'Jennifer Lopez's butt is so big, it needs its own limousine'


So said Chris Rock during the 1999 MTV awards.

The fact he's been chosen to host next month's Academy Awards is the reason I'm going to watch the show for the first time in years.

A bold, dicey choice is Rock.

Enough, said ABC, of the blandness and niceness and screwball comedy of Billy Crystal, Steve Martin, and their ilk: time to step out on the ledge, take an edgy walk on the wild side, what?

Every year the ratings for the show go down as more and more of its prime audience, America's older generation, die off.

Ratings for NBC's recent Golden Globes broadcast were down 40% from a year ago, so it would appear panic has set in at ABC and its brethren.

What were once "can't miss" shows have become "can't stand" events.

Rock's already flaming out: he told Lola Ogunnaike of the New York Times, in a story that appeared last Thursday, "I am rooting for Jamie [Fox, as Ray Charles in "Ray"], and if he doesn't win, I'm going to talk about it on the show."


He added that if Fox doesn't win the Oscar for Best Actor, "I'll take an Oscar from one of the sound or light people that win and give it to him. Jamie Fox is not going to walk out of that place without an Oscar."

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It's the catchy title.

Posted by: majeanne | Nov 5, 2008 9:46:41 PM

I'm thinking that it is about time you publish a book dedicated solely to the outstandingly illiterate, spelling-deficient and WTF! inducing comments that have been generated in response to your posts. Such bounty here alone...

Posted by: Milena | Nov 5, 2008 7:29:59 PM

Ilove jen lo and i want to be a very good freind of her i realy love her music please let her email me [email protected]

Posted by: sunny | Nov 5, 2008 7:10:11 PM

Hi Jennifer Lopez,
I am an African immigrant living in Chicago. I was really trilled when i heard all your benevolence, giving your clothing to charity. What a God blessed heart!!!!
This is my request: My brother is expecting a set of fraternal twin in Africa, can you please donate your twin used clothing to me so i send them to him?
God bless you as you continue you life.

Posted by: Octavious | Jul 19, 2008 7:11:14 AM

hi jenny,
how do you shape your butt? any idea to share with me as one of your million fans?


Posted by: pLo. | Jun 9, 2008 1:05:22 AM

Hey Jen... I could help you find a good limo rental provider.


Anyway, great body shape. keep it up.

Posted by: limo fan | Apr 9, 2008 10:36:12 PM

i wish to meet jinni i think she is a flame of my heart so how can i get her contact e-mail or postal address please get it for me because i want to make friend with her

Posted by: George Owusu | Oct 8, 2007 9:34:16 AM

hey can i b in touch with u

Posted by: rakesh gurung | Sep 2, 2007 2:01:19 AM

i love you jennifer lopez
تنها پیامی که میتونم بفرستم.
اگر خودت میخونی منو هیچوقت یادت نره.
no forget

Posted by: nim sany | Sep 1, 2007 1:50:44 PM

I don't know where to start! But I have to express the way I feel about you. I am an Ethiopian and English is my second language. So don't expect to hear much but a word. Your dancing style, your posture, your sound, your hair style & the like makes you special. I prefer to listen your music than eating & drinking my favorite foods & drinks. I can say I am addicted with you & your music. YOU ARE PERFECT! That is the only word describing you.

Posted by: Aykefam Azene | Aug 17, 2007 10:10:35 AM

Nice sexy butt

Posted by: Tee | Aug 11, 2007 8:14:26 AM

hi jennifer lopez i allways dreaming to sea you but i cant do that and im so sad:( but i can even email you plz emal me backkkkk pleasssssss

Posted by: sandy | Aug 9, 2007 10:40:00 PM

i want to know jlopez email adress

Posted by: richard | Jun 20, 2007 5:11:20 AM

Hi JLO I am an Ethiopianand am a fun of ur butts

Posted by: fikremariam | Dec 19, 2006 7:33:39 AM

JLO I am an Ethiopian working in ICT department.U are the only person that I always long to meet.U are beautiful with attractive body.I have never failed to see u over the net.I love u so much.Please email me.
lots of love

Posted by: solomon | Dec 19, 2006 5:09:29 AM

Hey girl, don't let the public affect you in any way because i know that all they do is bullshit. Well anyways, think that you're a complete PRINCESS. LOVE YOU mamacita.

Posted by: Lai Saechao | Dec 12, 2006 1:48:03 AM

Hi Senorita, I am your greatest Asian fan. LOVE YOU. Please get back to me honey.

Posted by: Lai Saechao | Dec 9, 2006 11:27:36 PM

Hi Jennifer Lopez, you are one smokin Latin babe.Please email me. I LOVE YOU MAMACITA

Posted by: Lai Saechao | Dec 8, 2006 3:50:31 AM

jlo i m an indian girl living in india and i m married also i m in love with you for the last 4 years ,i luv your voice its to soft,i love your body shape.one day i will be there to meet you.its mi husband's promise to me .please mail me.luv u .ur big fan monika

Posted by: monika | Sep 13, 2006 12:57:15 AM

Hi Jennifer, I am a South African lady who is crazy about your body shape; I think you are one of those sexy people in the whole world .I wish to have a body like you. I’m dreaming to have butt implant but the problem is that I don't know how much that can cost me. I also need professional surgeons to do this. Even though I'm wearing size 32 I am not happy with the body I'm in, I am so disturbed cos I can’t wear anything I want because of my body. At the moment I'm a final year student studying B.A. Communication, Information and Technology degree at University of Zululand. I really need this but I’m not sure whether i will be able to afford it. I am begging you to help me by the funding to do this and i believe that God can bless you if you help me in this. I will be very grateful if you can help me in this.

Posted by: Lihle | Aug 29, 2006 11:50:53 AM

i luv the way she is and her body and look more sexz and are music is nice love her and should take good care of the perganance she have now becos baby is the great thing in the world to have love u

Posted by: bina | Aug 4, 2006 10:59:04 AM

please jlo email me i would do anything

Posted by: deebee | Jul 24, 2006 6:37:51 PM

i just like to make this comment out to jlo

Posted by: KOOL | Jul 18, 2006 6:45:04 PM

SKREW U JLO!! she pays so much to just have an animal be skinned alive so she can wear its skin or fur. i hate her shes a faker and all she cares about is herself and her big fake ass.

Posted by: Amy | Jun 29, 2006 10:53:36 PM

J lo email id is [email protected]

Posted by: Pratik | May 27, 2006 3:40:49 AM

hey who here knows Jenniffer lopez Email address????? please email me ..

Posted by: rockon41360 | May 22, 2006 7:22:52 AM

she is a great woman and if i could email her it would be cool

Posted by: jamey jones | May 9, 2006 10:12:36 PM

hi. does anyone know j,lo`s address...???
if you do, so please write it to me....

Posted by: maria. | May 6, 2006 5:32:27 PM

i love her.i want her email address.i want to make frind with her.

Posted by: geeth asitha | Apr 29, 2006 1:26:09 PM

easy j-lo ..ur hot and fine i wnna make u all mine ..wil u email me bck .fink ur great in ur vids. very pritty

Posted by: danny smith | Apr 23, 2006 11:32:04 AM

I love Jennifer Lopez so much I would give 10,000 dollars for
one date.

Posted by: Steve | Feb 1, 2006 4:56:26 PM

I love Jenny's big fat butt.. she can sit on my face anytime..

Posted by: Essex1 | Jan 31, 2006 10:44:43 AM

What is Jennifer Lopez's email address? Please write it to me using my email address.

Posted by: noreen wa | Dec 19, 2005 7:28:30 AM

Hey!! Does anyone know Jennifer Lopez's Email? If you do email it to me please.

Posted by: Karin | Jul 22, 2005 5:48:13 PM

what is jennifer lopez's email address

Posted by: Chelsea | Jun 29, 2005 2:38:03 PM

I would definetly have sex with your ass hot mama! Can yousend me some naked pictures of you

Posted by: Camilla | Apr 26, 2005 3:07:00 PM

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