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January 3, 2005

MorphWorld: Patricia Arquette into Jennifer Garner


It's been awhile since I ran this once-regular feature; I don't really know why that is.


A few readers asked about it, where it went and all.

It was just resting.

Kind of a "time-out."

A feature is never ever gone: it just appears less often.

Sort of like Paul Valéry's memorable epigram, to wit:

"A poem is never finished, only abandoned."

Patricia Arquette appears to be on Sophie Dahl's banana diet, she's gotten so thin.

Jennifer Garner, meanwhile, continues to pursue the Lara Flynn Boyle beauty ideal, taking it down to bone, tendon, and collagen-inflated lips.

You know that old saying, "Insanity is contagious - you catch it from your kids?"

I think she's caught something from Ben Affleck that's made her get so weird.

Of course, it could be just the usual fine grind produced by the "star-making machinery."

January 3, 2005 at 10:01 AM | Permalink


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