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February 16, 2005

Lindsay Lohan Barbie Doll — Plastic Fantastic


Pretty awesome achievement, I'd say.

I mean, she's only 18, barely legal, and she's now an American Icon, if not an Idol.

I don't see any bookofjoe-type Ken doll out there, after all.

But hey, no sour grapes here.

I'll just enjoy the official roll-out of Ms. Plastic Fantastic this coming Sunday at the annual American International Toy Fair in New York.

Lindsay Barbie is dressed to the nines, in full red-carpet splendor, what with an elegant beige dress and a (faux — doh!)–fur–trimmed coat.

The doll comes complete with a director's chair — 'cause you know it's only a matter of time till she decides to direct her own film — and her very own velvet rope, to keep [the] hoi polloi at a safe remove.

You'll be able to buy one come June for $30.


Her new movie, "Herbie: Fully Loaded," an update of the Disney story about a VW Beetle, just wrapped.

I guarantee you Paris Hilton's knickers (if she wore any, the antithesis of which has been previously demonstrated in exquisite detail elsewhere — hey, sillyhead, this is Version 2.0, remember?) are in a twist at this latest Lindsay news.

Paris is enraged — some say burning — at the audacity of Playboy magazine taking a picture of her — without even asking, the nerve! — and slapping it on the cover of its latest issue.

Next thing you know, some loser ex-boyfriend of hers will surface with a videotape of the two of them frolicking.


You know how something like that can derail a promising career.

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Does anybody know where I can buy That Lindsay doll? It's for a friend, thanks!!!!! I'm from Luxembourg.

Posted by: Natasha | Aug 1, 2005 8:26:28 AM

this and hornsofthedevil's comment made me laugh. a lot. thank you.

Posted by: becca | Jul 9, 2005 9:14:40 PM

I think lindsay lohan is a horrible role model! She is too skinny and a bad girl! And that is the truth.

Posted by: Jamie | Jun 23, 2005 3:13:01 PM

Lindsay comes with a director's chair because it plays a prominent role in the movie that kids get with the doll. the Barbie franchise now has a cross market approach where each doll comes with a DVD of a fully animated movie starring the girls in Barbie's world. Lindsay Lohan is featured in the newest to be released.

how do i know all this?

currently, i work on these god forsaken movies. its torture.

Posted by: hornsofthedevil | Feb 17, 2005 6:11:38 PM

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