Vladimir Putin's excellent plastic surgery adventure

The President of Russia had a superb result from a rhinoplasty performed decades ago.

So much so that the fact he had one has never before, to my knowledge, been mentioned in print or, for that matter, in any media.

It's understandable: his surgeon wisely chose to create a nose that harmonized with the shape of Putin's face, rather than the ridiculous morphology chosen by so many Beverly Hills doctors and their equally over-the-top star-patients.

That's why you've never seen Vladimir Putin on awfulplasticsurgery.com - and you never will.