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April 12, 2005

Bottom Reformulator: Your Dream Buttocks are Within Reach — Just Sit


"Designed by a team of plastic surgeons to enhance the shape of your buttocks and make them appear more toned and tight."

What's this?

"Now you can more easily achieve the buttocks you envision."

Huh — and all this time I've been envisioning whirled peas.

No wonder things haven't worked out like I'd hoped they would. But I digress.

From the website:

    Designed to enhance the shape of buttocks and to make them appear more toned and tight

    Vigorously tested and proven to work

    Women across the nation can be found at fitness centers using stairmaster machines and engaging in aerobics and Pilates to achieve a slender body and to make their bottoms look firm.

    Now you can more easily achieve the buttocks you envision, on top of your physical training, by using the Bottom Reformulator.

    It's been designed by a team of plastic surgeons from Taiwan to enhance the shape of your buttocks and to make them appear more toned and tight.

    These doctors concluded that body pressure on a curved memory-foam pillow can, after an allotted period of time, reshape your bottom.

    Use our memory foam cushion to curve your bottom just the way you want it to be shaped.

    You'll be on your way to attaining that starlet figure with the Bottom Reformulator.

    It's been vigorously tested and is proven to work.

    You'll see results within 90 days.

    If you're not satisfied, you can get a full refund within that time.

    Directions for use: just sit on it at home or the office, it is comfortable and doesn't have any side effects.

    A wonderfully-shaped bottom will do wonders for your world.

Measures 16" x 12"

Weight: 2.5 lbs.


$29.95 here.

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