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July 22, 2005

Bigfoot Slippers

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"One size fits most."

That's what it says on the website and that's why they're on bookofjoe.

I have never, in all the time I've spent on the planet you call Earth, heard or read the phrase, "One size fits most."

Now, back when I was in college I made up the phrase "One size fits nobody" to describe things with supposed universal sizing.

But most is better than nobody.

Most of the time, anyway.

At least when nobody's looking.

"Character is what you do when nobody's looking," is as good a definition as I've ever come across. But I digress.

Bigfoot slippers are 12" long and cost $19.98 here.

July 22, 2005 at 09:01 AM | Permalink


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It's been around the South for a long time. My guess is that it was because of the dearth of women who couldn't fit in the one-size-fits-all shirts and PJs at Wal-Mart...so they just changed it to one-size-fits-most to cover their ass.

Posted by: Shawn Lea | Jul 22, 2005 12:23:01 PM

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