Clothes Shaver

No, not "close shaver": rather, clothes.

What the heck is this about?

"Quickly remove unsightly pilling and fuzz balls from sweaters, shirt collars, quilts, wool, flannel or any knit fabrics."

Remember how you couldn't wear your little black dress that time because of all the stuff all over it that you didn't have time to pick off?

Never again.

Not one, not two, but your choice of three fabric shavers follow.

For big jobs you'll want the commercial size with its 2.5"–diameter head (above), "designed for heavy duty home and commercial use."

It's got a heavy duty motor, operates on AC current or with 4 AA batteries (not included) and comes with an AC adapter.

It's $18.95.

Then there's the medium–sized version (below),

perfect for around the house.

It's got a 2"–diameter shaving head and a heavy duty motor and requires 2 AA batteries (not included).

It's $8.95.

Finally there's baby bear (below).

It's a travel–size device with a 1.5"–diameter head designed for "easy storage in pocket, purse, briefcase, glove compartment or desk."

It uses 2 AA batteries and costs $7.25.

Choose the one that suits you best here.

Not recommended for underarms, legs or anywhere else your body requires a touch–up.

And for goodness sake, if you should happen by some strange chance to find your shaver turned on with no clothes to defuzz then be quite sure the plastic protective cap is seated firmly over the business end.

As if.

My legal department advises me that this disclaimer should protect me from those out there who might not have my best interests at heart.

For your interest, my legal department consists of the two cardinals who like to play in and around the large maple tree in my back yard.