Louis Vuitton Toilet Paper

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom....

It's coming.

Already in Spain all–black Renova Negro toilet paper is available and selling for ten times the price of the average European tissue.

In Japan a new brand is infused with pineapple enzymes to counteract odor.

In Germany Charmin comes in black and charcoal–gray packaging "with a Gucci look and feel," according to Procter & Gamble's European division.

I'm sure Gucci's delighted with the association.

In Canada a premium triple-ply toilet paper named "Cashmere" has become that nation's number one brand.

It's only a matter of time.

Speaking of which, you've been in there an awfully long time.

[via radaronline and bluefly's flypaper]