Hands–Free Umbrella

OK, OK, it's not the most stylish thing you've ever seen but come on — it's a first pass, for goodness' sake.

Hermès and Chanel and the rest will get on the bandwagon and before you know it the harness will be velvet and suede and the usual luxe materials.

For now, deal.

From the website:

This ingenious umbrella features an adjustable rest that grips around your shoulder so you can use both hands while heading off showers!

Makes it simple to open doors, carry groceries, walk dogs and do all the other tasks that seem impossible with ordinary umbrellas.

36"L x 39"W when open.

$9.99 here.