Hands–Free Snowball Maker

Well, OK, I fudged a bit.

You still have to use your hands — they just don't touch the snow.

Nor need your mittens or gloves either if you've got one of these handy Sno–ballers.

From the website:

Keep gloves dry and hands warm, while turning out huge numbers of snowballs with the Sno–baller™.

It will make up to 60 snowballs per minute and produces geometrically perfect snowballs that burst on contact.

They'll probably fly better too due to their superior aerodynamic profile.

But I must say that I don't think many people could keep up a pace of one per second, as the ad copy notes, for very long.

At long last the melon baller exits the kitchen space.

$19.95 for two (because what's the point of snowballs without a snowball fight?) here.